things to do at walmart.

haha, found these. i love google. <3

~challenge people to fights with gift wrap
~run around while humming the theme to Mission Impossible
~attempt to fit yourself and others into large gym bags
~drag a chair over to the magazines and relax
~buy a drink in the food court and ask if they can put a lil umbrealla in it
~put a blanket over your shoulders and say: "im batman! come robin! to the batcave"
~follow people around the store
~put condoms in peoples carts while there not looking
~go to a fitting room and yell: "theres no toilet paper in here!"
~put a bag on M&Ms on layaway
~hide in clothes racks and say: "pick me pick me!" while people walk by
~have indoor shopping cart races
~take bets on the races
~make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restrooms
~make up products and ask if there in stock (ex: shnerples)
~move the caution wet floors signs to the carpeted areas
~pay off layaway 50 cents at a time
~play with the automatic doors
~hold indoor soccer games, making the whole store the playing feild
~throw things into different aisles
~re dress the dummies
~relax in the furniture till your kicked out
~ride a display bike, saying that your test driving it
~say random things to people
~set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals during the day
~set up a tent in the camping department
~take up an aisle making a full scale battle of G.I. Joe vs. X Men
~test the brushes and combs in the cosmetic department
~try to hold up costomers using toy guns, see how much you make
~walk up to someone and say: "hi! havent seen you in a long time!" see if they play along
~tune all the radios to the polka stations, turn them off, and turn them to full power
~walk up to an employee and tell them: "i think that we have a code 3 in housewears" see what happens

and that is all i have time for right now. hahah. ive already done some of these. very fun. haha